Funny Awards Show @ Office

Hi All,
As a part of Fun Activities organised every friday, I have thought of a funny Awards Show.
Please help me out with some funny Categories, which should be funny but not hilarious.
Thanks.

1. Award for the employee who mark copy to maximum unwanted/unrelated persons while sending mails.
2.Award for the staff who shouts loudest while talking to somebody from the office phone.

Give the guys a bundle of sarees and ask them to fold it neatly. Whoever folds the maximum number of sarees can be awarded...it will be fun.

Another Idea perhaps... For employees who have worked for 15+ yrs... Those [Males atleast] who developed a moustache.

Well......
Divide the crowd in two groups- Group1 and Group 2. Go to the individual group and ask them to write 10 questions with starts with "Why" and ask them to write 10 statements which starts with "Because". Once the groups with the statements, read the 1st why querstion of Group1 and the Because answer of group2 and so on... This will be fun as either of the groups would not be aware of the outcome of the instructions given

Hi!!
Tell the individual to write his Weakness, Short-comings. And then tell him to write his co-partners, or colleages or subordinates Short-comings....
It can be funny one..
Rahul

1. Most ‘SHY’ at work
2. Most Dedicated at Work
3. Most Always on the phone at Work
4. Most Always SHOUTING on the phone at Work
5. Most Always WHISPERING on the phone at Work
6. Most Scary At Work
7. Most Always Sad At Work
8. Most Approachable At Work
9. Most COOL at Work
10. Most under pressure at Work
11. Most ‘Always Taking A Break’ At Work
12. Most Well Dressed At Work
13. Most ‘Hungry all the Time’ At Work
these are some we acknowledged at my work place during my internship...

some additions to vaishali's ideas ........
1) most frequent person found absent from his/her seat.
2) most popular person
3) two persons always found together during lunch/tea time .
hope you will like it ........
harsha

Dear Diyamondal,

Good to see that you have received many suggestions! But I've a doubt here - going by the ideas posted by few fellow members - the awards might dampen the spirit and the objective (i.e of having fun). You can never be sure how the other person will respond to it! Things which are fun for us might hurt the other. Also, these kind of awards are just based on perception- e.g. it might be your perception that this individual is always on phone (how are you going to quantify it? won't the person get offended)..You need real carefree kind of employees to enjoy this. According to me, even if this works ; it might work with young employees not older ones or senior ones.I would recommend to give away such awards only when you have complete understanding of the mindset of all employees.

Rather choose activities which are recreational / fun filled like having days like Red day etc based on colours or appreciation week or decorating one's cubicle from least used items etc.You can find many more ideas on this site itself.

I think it should be a little more wacky.Employees should be asked to do some crazy things like :fancy dress competition with funny and wacky costumes , lot more things .......2.Mask making competion-ask to create funny maskes.3.Sense humour competation-employees who make the other employees laugh the most .4.also you play some comedy movies ,for the employee entertainment.5.Last but not the least mimicry competition-imitating the fav comedidians.Also name award show little more wacky .....like HAHA ----AWARDS