Seeking Creative Health Slogans and Poems for Our Canteen Wall – Any Suggestions?

Dear All,

I want to display health-related slogans, good thoughts, short poems, etc., on the canteen wall. Please suggest.

Regards,
Abhay

Yes, my waist is fifty inches - big for me because I'm short. And yes, I like my cheddar cheese when partnered with a vintage port. Okay, okay, that double cream is always served with pud, and cake and biscuits with my tea are just no bloody good for my poor hardened arteries. But see my point of view, Please dear wifey if you please - A Salad makes me spew! I'd rather eat a bowl of air than crunch away on greens; drink water from the toilet bowl or nibble on my jeans! But salad! Are you there? You know it makes me snappy - So let me fill my face with grub, stay fat, and die young happy!

Food, food, absolutely appetizing. Food, food, absolutely tantalizing. The way it makes your stomach jump at its mention. The way it melts on your tongue when you go to taste it. The way the mouth waters at its mention or sighting. The uncontrollable breathing for some impatient people. As the food is prepared, the intensity of its appeal. The race to the table to secure a seat at the buffet. The enjoyment as the food passes down the throat. With a nice cold drink to wash it down with. How quickly everyone disappears at the sight of empty dirty dishes. Food, food, absolutely appetizing. Food, food, absolutely tantalizing.