Hello friends,
Here is a joke about our favorite politician:
Laloo Prasad sent his biodata to apply for a post at Microsoft Corporation in the USA.
A few days later, he received this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy upon receiving this reply. He then arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aapko jaankar khushi hogi ki humko America mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted, and Laloo Prasad continued, "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaenge? Par letter angrezi mein hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhi karunga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi nahi ho
our requirement ----- Humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----- Ab letter vetter bhejne ka koi zarurat nahi.
No phone call ----- Phone ka bhi zarurat nahi hai
shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi.
Thanks ----- Aapka bahut-bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
Here is a joke about our favorite politician:
Laloo Prasad sent his biodata to apply for a post at Microsoft Corporation in the USA.
A few days later, he received this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy upon receiving this reply. He then arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aapko jaankar khushi hogi ki humko America mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Everyone was delighted, and Laloo Prasad continued, "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaenge? Par letter angrezi mein hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhi karunga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi nahi ho
our requirement ----- Humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence ----- Ab letter vetter bhejne ka koi zarurat nahi.
No phone call ----- Phone ka bhi zarurat nahi hai
shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi.
Thanks ----- Aapka bahut-bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.