Political Satire and Humorous Comparison of Government Officials

Hello friends,

Here is a joke about our favorite politician:

Laloo Prasad sent his biodata to apply for a post at Microsoft Corporation in the USA.

A few days later, he received this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks,

Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy upon receiving this reply. He then arranged a press conference: "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aapko jaankar khushi hogi ki humko America mein naukri mil gayi hai."

Everyone was delighted, and Laloo Prasad continued, "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaenge? Par letter angrezi mein hai - isliye saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhi karunga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiyya

You do not meet ----- Aap to milte hi nahi ho

our requirement ----- Humko to zarurat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ----- Ab letter vetter bhejne ka koi zarurat nahi.

No phone call ----- Phone ka bhi zarurat nahi hai

shall be entertained ----- Bahut khatir ki jayegi.

Thanks ----- Aapka bahut-bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh...). As she stood in front of Yamraj, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Rabri, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."

"And whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo's clock is in my office," replied Yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

BYE VINOD KUMAR HR HR

Once an American minister invited his counterpart Indian minister to visit his country. After the official meeting, the American invited his counterpart to his home. "Please feel comfortable and let me know if you want something," he said. The Indian minister was very anxious about all the luxury in his house and was restless.

"Can you tell me, how could you manage to live such a high standard life?" the Indian inquired.

"Well, can you see a river there in the distance?" the American asked.

"Yeah, I can see it," replied the Indian.

"Can you see that there is a bridge construction going on too?" continued the American.

"Yeah, I can even see that," confirmed the Indian.

"Well, 10% of the funds in that construction work is my share. That is how I manage," explained the American.

After a few months, the Indian minister invited his counterpart, the same American minister, to India. The Indian also invited the American to his home.

"WOW, last time when I visited your home, it was very small, and you hardly had items of basic necessity. Now WOW, you have everything in this palace, which I could imagine of. How could you do that?" the American expressed his surprise.

"Do you see a river there in the distance?" asked the Indian.

"Yes, I do see," replied the American.

"Do you see that there is a bridge construction going on?" queried the Indian.

"No, I can't see any construction there," answered the American.

"Well, 100% of the funds in that construction work is my share," revealed the Indian.

BYE

Vinod Kumar
HR

Giani Zail Singh went abroad and had a meeting with the President of a foreign country. The Foreign President said, "I want to show you the advancement in technology in my country. Come with me."

He takes Zail Singh into a deep forest and says, "Dig the ground." Zail Singh starts digging. The President then says, "More, more, more..."

Zail Singh has now reached a depth of 100 feet. The President asks, "So now, did you find anything?" Zail Singh responds, "I got a wire!"

The Foreign President remarks, "You see, it shows that even 200 years ago we used to have telephones!"

Zail Singh, feeling frustrated, invites the same Foreign President to India. In India, Giani Ji says, "Now I want to show you the advancement in India!" He takes the Foreign President to a forest and asks him to dig.

After some time, Giani Ji says, "More... more... more!" The Foreign President has now reached almost 400 feet. Zail Singh asks, "Find anything?" The Foreign President tries but finds nothing, exclaiming, "Nothing here!"

Giani Ji then says, "You see, even 400 years ago we had gone WIRELESS!"

Vinod Kumar
HR