Nice Inspirational Quotes!!!

Hi All
I came across these motivational quotes, I would like to share with u all.
1. Spectacular Achievement is always preceeded by unspectacular preparation.
2. If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you will fall into someone else's plan.
3. To different minds, the same world is a Hell and a Heaven.
4. Failure is success in progress.
5. The discipline of writing something down is the first step towards making it happen.
6. Someone's sitting in shade today , because someone planted a tree a long time ago.
7. You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true.
8. Luck is dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.
Thanks
Surbhi

1. Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
2. Dont be afraid to open up your eyes so you can see tomorrow.
3. A dream is a wish, your heart makes when you're fast asleep.

Enjoy!!!

Do not worry about those who have come thru boats...
Our forces can easily defeat them.
WORRY about those who have come thru votes....
Those are our REAL ENEMIES

Subject: FW: REQUEST FOR LEAVE





This is a collection of leave applications written by people in various places of India ...



1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.



2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."



10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."



13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Regards

Funny MaNu

Bengaluru