Humerous Stories Related With Goal Setting....

Hi All,
I have to make a presentation on Goal Setting. I have prepared the presentation and I need some good jokes or short stories(humorous) to make my presentation effective. Could u please help me for the same.I need relevant jokes or stories.
It can be like- If u will not set a goal then..... or any other.
Regards,
Amit Seth. [Login to view]

HI
I just came across this story,.. quite a old one.. check if it would be apt

Chuan and Jing joined a wholesale company together just after
graduation. Both worked very hard.
After several years, the boss promoted Jing to sales executive
but Chuan remained a sales rep. One day Chuan could not take
it anymore, tender resignation to the boss and complained the boss did not value hard working staff, but only promoted those who flattered him.

The boss knew that Chuan worked very hard for the years, but in order to help Chuan realise the difference between him and
Jing, the boss asked Chuan to do the following.
Go and find out anyone selling water melon in the market?
Chuan returned and said yes.
The boss asked how much per kg?
Chuan went back to the market to ask and returned to inform
boss the $12 per kg.
Boss told Chuan, I will ask Jing the same question?
Jing went, returned and said, boss, only one person selling
water melon. $12 per kg, $100 for 10 kg, he has inventory of 340 melons. On the table 58 melons, every melon weighs about
15 kg, bought from the South two days ago, they are fresh and
red, good quality.
Chuan was very impressed and realised the difference between
himself and Jing. He decided not to resign but to learn from
Jing.

Will be appreciable if you can share the PPT
Thanks,
Sakthi
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Dear Amit,
Here's the link to the story..Please visit it - Short Moral Stories - Goals: A Good Goal
It's an animated story about the character named Archie. Let me know if it helped you in any way!!
Have a Good Day!