Hilarious Leave Letters and Job Applications from India: Have You Seen Anything Like This?

singhps21@indiatimes.com
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10-year-old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am the only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half-day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school, I am suffering from a headache. I request you to leave me today."

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for the application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home, I may be granted leave."

12. Letter writing: -

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Hope you people will enjoy."
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Hi Prasanth,

You have to pay me for COPYRIGHT. Please refer to the message I put in the Leave letters in HUMOUR section. Just kidding, ya! :D
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