Hi,
Once a man went to a veterinary doctor and said:
Doctor, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only.
Doctor: But, gentleman, I am a veterinary doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, Doctor, very well, and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me, which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know I am a human, but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my workload the whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse.
I go to work running like a deer.
I work all day like a donkey.
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses.
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
Doctor: Are you an engineer?
Man: Yes.