A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady with a frown sitting on her front step smoking a cigar. He walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. .........
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