Need Help with Funny One-Liners to Introduce Our Sales, Ops, Compliance, and Customer Service Teams

Hello Everyone,

Hope you are doing well at your end. I am planning to make a PowerPoint presentation for each department in my organization. My theme is to introduce each department with funny one-liners.

Could you please suggest some funny one-liners for the following teams:
- Sales team
- Operations team
- Compliance team
- Customer service team

Thanks and regards,
Leena

Sales Team: Making people fools.

Operations Team: Trying their best to not do anything.

Compliance Team: Making things complicated for others and themselves.

Customer Service Team: "We don't care about you."

Saurabh

Dear Leena,

Please check the attachment contents. One of the strange one-liners that I have seen in New Zealand is, 'Never Give The Orders That Can't Be Obeyed.' I guess this might be suitable for the HR Department.

Agitating workers were on a hunger strike, and the local MLA visited them for negotiation. After the final judgment, the MLA replied -

"Iodex Maliye Kaam Par Chaliye"