10 Silly Questions People Ask....Cherishes Few Real Life Incidents

Dear friends,

These are 10 Silly Questions People ask and it cherishes a few of my real-life incidents. How about you? This will really make you laugh.... 😀😀😀😀😀

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer: Well, you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout... it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: No, I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping... na na naaaaaa.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey, have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, it's autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it won't. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle... it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

When a person reads this and asks, "Is this funny?" The answer is, "No, it's just a readable story. What is the moral of that story? Not bad..."

R, S
Anish Sharma
Bhopal

I loved this one:

8. When you see a friend or colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: "Hey, have you had a haircut?"
Answer: "No, it's autumn and I'm shedding..."

I need to use that answer on people who sarcastically look at my hair and ask me that question even when I have not cut it short!

8th is wonderful!

When you see a friend or colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question: "Hey, have you had a haircut?"
Answer: "No, it's autumn and I'm shedding..."

Dear Friends,

Few more.................

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If you change lanes, the one you were in will start moving faster.
LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about...

Good one, Malini! I liked the last one: Law of Logical Argument :-) I sometimes dwell on it ;-)

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