The Rabbit Joke --------------- Just For Laughs...................

hronly
A little rabbit happily running through the forest stumbles upon a
giraffe rolling a marijuana cigarette. The rabbit looks at her and says,
"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and
goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing opium, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come
running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so
good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all,
and then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to take a heroin shot...
The rabbit says "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so
good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat
the hell out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!"

The lion answers..... .....
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"That little devil makes me run around the forest like an idiot for
hours every time he's high on cocaine!"

cheers
Deepak Vishkarma
Dear HRONLY,
Simply outstandingly fantabulous post..................
Keep up the good work going......
God bless..............................
S Bosamia
See what is happening to middle level management.....
A big corporation hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR manager during the welcome briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
A few weeks later the cannibals' boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads, "No," they said.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others angrily, "Right, which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly in admission. "You fool!" said the leader, "For weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but nooo, you had to go and eat someone important!..."
christyaj
The joke is enjoyable at the same time makes one to think about the perception of an individual about others expecially some corrections are suggested.
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