Most Pakao Jokes..... !!

Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?.............Socho… kyun….. ???
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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. :-D :-D:-D:-D:-D

haahahhahahhhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahahaha......... ........................buss aur joke mat marna........

Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener

busssssssss ...........oye busssssssssssssssssssssss.................
bachhe ki jaan lega kya ??????????

Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya -
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.

arey bhagwan..... nilu ko koi control karo re ..baba ..................
nahi tho isske jokes ko read karke koi na koi tho behosh ho jayega ...

Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...
bus
aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
ehhhehehhehehehhehe

very funny ,......RJ ....hahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahahhahhah ahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaahahhahahhahahahahahahaaha hahahahahhahahahah

Ek Ladka lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti
hai.So he goes to the canteen.Canteen mein woh ek pav leta hai. Jaise
hi woh pav khane keliye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.Ab aapko yeh batana hai ki woh jiska lecture attend
karke aa raha hai! ,us professor ka naam kya hai???
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
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(Reason :- Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....)

1. Which Gutkha do giraffes like the most?
Ans. Manikchand (Oonche log oonchi pasand)
2. Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,
3+3=8
Kaise...............socho socho
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Ans: Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!!:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6: