Do you know of a Sardarwho parked his car in
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook ! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good![IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..[IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..
front of board which said FINE FOR PARKING [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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A drunk was hauled into court.
Mister, the judge began, you've been brought
here for drinking..
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started?
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Can you do anything that other people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting.. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?
She answers: My husband's cheque book..
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Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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My father is so old that when he was in school, history
was called current affairs. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey
and stopped him, what virtue would I be Showing?
Student: Brotherly love. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook ! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job
Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in
this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days
, you can keep it.
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good![IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Should women have children after 35
No, 35 children are more than enough! [IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not
opening..[IMG]edir=1&ip=10.12.140.8&d=d6088&mf=0&a=01_51eb5298eb 9d19ba049b09edfc8ae1584509f38cdfc598c91da9b23d2370 e88e[/IMG]
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it
includes an annual free trip around the Sun..