Jeppiar, the chairman of Satyabama Engineering College and some other colleges in Chennai, is very famous among his college students for his funny English. Now, enjoy a few of the English sentences spoken by Jeppiar. Friends, they are extremely funny and you might burst into laughter, so be careful. These are a few comedies about Jeppiar The Great. (Mind you, these are facts!)
Nice to read... read it fully... you will really enjoy it...
The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges speaks to his students.
About his family:
- I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground:
- All of you, stand in a straight circle.
- There is no wind in the balloon.
- The girl with the mirror, please come here... (Meaning the girl with glasses).
To a boy, angrily:
- I talk, he talks, why do you talk in the middle?
Giving a punishment:
- You, rotate the ground four times...
- You, go and understand the tree...
- You three, stand together separately.
- Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)
Jeppiar at his best:
Jeppiar had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at college... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."
Inside the Class:
- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
- Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
- Shhh... Quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
- You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
- Both of you, get out of the class.
- I have a cold today...
- Take a copper wire of any metal, especially silver...
- Take a 5 cm wire of any length...
Once Jeppiar had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais and said, "Sorry I am late because on the way my car hit two muttons" (Meaning goats).
Let me tell you some of the dialogues heard during Sathyabama College Day 2001 -
"This college strict you, the worry no... you get good marks, I am happy, tomorrow you get a good job, JPR is happy, tomorrow you marry, I enjoy."
St. Joseph Freshers Day 2003 -
"No ragging in this college. Anybody who rags will be arrested by the police."
Nice to read... read it fully... you will really enjoy it...
The chairman of the famous JEPPIAAR group of engineering colleges speaks to his students.
About his family:
- I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground:
- All of you, stand in a straight circle.
- There is no wind in the balloon.
- The girl with the mirror, please come here... (Meaning the girl with glasses).
To a boy, angrily:
- I talk, he talks, why do you talk in the middle?
Giving a punishment:
- You, rotate the ground four times...
- You, go and understand the tree...
- You three, stand together separately.
- Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)
Jeppiar at his best:
Jeppiar had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at college... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre."
Inside the Class:
- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
- Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
- Shhh... Quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
- You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
- Both of you, get out of the class.
- I have a cold today...
- Take a copper wire of any metal, especially silver...
- Take a 5 cm wire of any length...
Once Jeppiar had come late to a college function, by the time the function had started, so he went to the dais and said, "Sorry I am late because on the way my car hit two muttons" (Meaning goats).
Let me tell you some of the dialogues heard during Sathyabama College Day 2001 -
"This college strict you, the worry no... you get good marks, I am happy, tomorrow you get a good job, JPR is happy, tomorrow you marry, I enjoy."
St. Joseph Freshers Day 2003 -
"No ragging in this college. Anybody who rags will be arrested by the police."