Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0: Why Did My System Slow Down?

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0, and CRICKET 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam

Piya, I'm asking, did you join this site for fun or to share some knowledge? Aren't you an educated person, or don't you have any common sense? Sometimes, I feel frustrated when people like you spoil this nice site.

Mr. Ravi, we respect each member of CITEHR. We have not invited anybody to join this forum, so why have you posted these foolish comments? If you don't like this kind of post, then please ignore it and refrain from giving any suggestions to the members. For God's sake, let's not hurt anybody in this matter. We are all "Human Beings" here. If possible, let's try not to interrupt anybody.

Leave the topic, dear. I really don't care what he thinks. I don't care for such people. Let them comment whatever they want. You just enjoy and ignore such individuals.

Ravi, when will you improve? She is enjoying in the humor section. Didn't you check this before replying to her? You must check the section before responding. Improve yourself, man. And what do you think, an educated person should not enjoy his/her life? Grow up, man. Ravi, don't you think you spoiled someone's mood? Is this a good thing?

Hey all, one of my observations is as follows:

Some individuals in the HR forum will not accept the people who post in the humor section. They exhibit a negative attitude towards others who participate in the humor section. Is this good practice? If anybody is interested, I can point out some specific instances.

Thank you.

I think the humor forum should be banned because the members are creating too much havoc and putting a load on the server. All of this makes me wonder, do some members really have common sense? People like RJ, who are software engineers and lack common sense, are here in this forum. They don't know what they are doing in this forum for HR people.

RJ, don't even reply to these guys and waste your time. If these guys want the humor session to be banned, then ask them to leave first and tell them not to worry about whether it's banned or not. Instruct them not to even peek into our posts. Anyways, friends, as mentioned earlier, in order to maintain peace in our forum, please don't reply to both Ravi and Saher. Let them speak alone and let them respond by themselves. Apparently, they are both attempting to change the environment here. Let Ravi and Saher sail in their dreams.

Still, they will not leave this forum. They will die if they leave because it has become the meeting place of Ravi and Saher.

Guys (Ravi & Saher), this is a HUMOR Section, and it has to be full of humor. So, don't spoil the FUN part of it and don't forget that "laughter is the BEST MEDICINE."

Hari, don't waste your energy. We spoke with them a lot, but it was of no use. So, leave them in their own world.

Dear Shika,

I think Ravi can be in the humor section for 2 days; he will be cured. What do you say?

Regards,
Shiv

Dear Ravi,

Your point might be right, but the expression is really bad. The sense of humor takes the first place in humanity as it is "HUMOR". Don't make it horrifying.

The site is not restricted, and if you see, most of the humor posts are not updated in the "NEW POSTS" link. Life requires a bit of fun as well.

Regards,
Shiv