Most Hilarious one liners- Chain

Hey Friends.
Let us sum up some of the most interesting and hilarious one liner we come across in our day to day life.
It could be statement sayings, tag line, wall posters, movies, corporate pick up.....anything on the earth.
I'll start with one..
"Trust is like money, you spend it, you save it, you lend it and sometimes you get robbed."
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Regards,
Sanjay

one more my side
"I've to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best."

Now its your turn...:icon1:

good. one from my side also:
People forget what u said.
People forget what u did.
But people never forget how you made them feel.
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without ......

Men will not forgive, but will forget..
Women will forgive,but not forget..
Regards
Promodini

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."

Ho really I never heard this:?::?::?::?:
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

one more:
"A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least."

one more:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; Others whenever they go."
I use it a lot:-P:-P:-P
Now the ball is in your court. Dont keep it. Just pass on!:-P:-P
Regards,
Sanjay

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
~Francis Rodman
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