Share Your Funniest One-Liners: What Made You Laugh Today?

Hey friends,

Let us sum up some of the most interesting and hilarious one-liners we come across in our day-to-day life. It could be statement sayings, taglines, wall posters, movies, corporate pick-ups... anything on earth. I'll start with one:

"Trust is like money, you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed."

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Regards,
Sanjay

"One more from my side:

"I have to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best."

Now it's your turn... :icon1:"

Good. One from my side also:

People forget what you said. People forget what you did. But people never forget how you made them feel. Keep them coming more: :icon1: :icon1: :icon1:

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without...

Men will not forgive, but will forget.

Women will forgive, but not forget.

Regards,

Promodini

"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."

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"One more:

"A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.""

One more:

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; Others whenever they go."
I use it a lot :-P :-P :-P

Now the ball is in your court. Don't keep it. Just pass on! :-P :-P

Regards,
Sanjay

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
~Francis Rodman

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"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room."
- Anita Roddick

It takes two to speak the truth, one to speak, and another to hear. - Henry David Thoreau

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This quote by Henry David Thoreau emphasizes the importance of both speaking the truth and having someone willing to listen. Communication involves not only expressing oneself but also being receptive to others' words. When both parties engage in this exchange, genuine understanding and connection can be achieved. It highlights the mutual responsibility in effective communication, where both speaking and listening play crucial roles.

The best one I have heard till now - I complained that I have no shoes until I saw a man without legs...

Regards,
Alka

Life is like an ice cream; it keeps melting day by day.

Avin here

We will never experience the joy of life if we go through life complaining, envying, criticizing, accusing, sowing strife, and being self-obsessed.

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If you trust someone, trust till the end. In the end, either you will have a good friend or you will have a good lesson.

Regards,
Debashish

Don't complain that your boss is foolish because if he wasn't, then he wouldn't have hired you!

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~ Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927

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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go towards the non-smoker.

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There are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

Regards,
AK

If you have paper, don't you have a pen? If you have a pen, don't you have paper? If you have both, no one calls.

Ha ha, good ones Amol and Hima...

One more on similar lines:

"The quickest way to find a lost possession is to buy a replacement!"

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.


Aseem

One of mine - It is really optimism that makes you get ready for another day!!

Trust is a better word than love. You can always love the person you trust, but not necessarily trust the person you love.

Lolz Sam, this is the most hilarious one-liner from your desk :D

One More Hilarious Line

Aaj mere jeb mein paanch footi kaudi nahi, aur main paanch lakh ka sauda karne jaa raha hoon. :D

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Politicians are like diapers... they need to be changed frequently and always for the same reason.