Can You Write a Short Story with Religion, Sexuality, and Mystery in Just a Few Words?

Best answer in college got an A+.

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:
The short story should contain the following three things:
1) Religion
2) Sexuality
3) Mystery

Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it." ;-) :confused:

Regards,
AK

Hey Bhagu,
Ab CiteHR mein pregnancy bhi aa gayi. Waise good one to laugh. 😛😛😛