Presence Of Mind !!

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates, oh
sorry they are IAS Officers now.
Enjoy it..................
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1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC
Topper)

2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,
how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
Opted for IFS)

3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other
hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted
for IPS)

4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
Rank 2)
7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)
8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

9Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.

10Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank)

11Q. Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy
thought for a while and said, "My choice is one really
difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or
Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said,
"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

That was very good collection of smart answers. Here is another - though innocent one:
It was the hour for elementary science. The teacher was talking about gravity. She concluded “Children, it is the Law Of Gravity that keeps us all on earth.”
One little girl was totally puzzled. She asked “But Miss, how did we manage to stick on before the Law was passed?”
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