Jokes- Laugh At Your Leisure

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda EPF panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

One day sardarji buy a "kaadhal" flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see "jillunu oru kadhal" film .

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10..
Sardar: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Naragathil yeman and man.
MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise?
YEMAN: naragam to naragam FREE

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage...
10 per thalli v it ta athu arranged marriage..

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face
verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum.. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Triplicane kku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar,
Athukku per thaan heart attack.

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu.... Man 1: 100mohmed(NoorMoham ed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam(Arumugam) , 7malai(Ezhumalai) , 5ali(Anjali) , and 3sha(Trisha) . kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM?
ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?
Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoong it tu irundhaen.

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood
Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Super Punch: Athigama "Makeup" podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra "BANNUM" nalla irundhatha sar it hirame illay.

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we cant laugh if posted in tamil :no::no:
how much Romba it may be
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తాత వ్యాస్ నైస్ !! :neutral:

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EYah humor section tamil version kab se aagaya:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::uns ure::icon14:

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haa haa haa haaa lolzzzzzzzzz rofl~~~~~~~ hee hee hee, itne fataaang jokes tar me kadhi pahilech nahvte , yevdey fatanggg..!! ki kahi samjlach nahi :icon2::sleep::p:p:p

Ok let me convert this to English


Wife : If i cook for u in this manner what will i get??
Husband : U will get my PF money soon

One day sardarji buy a "kaadhal - Love(Its the name of the film)" flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see "jillunu oru kadhal- Cool love(Name of the film)" film .

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach.
When you eat second that's not empty stomach.
Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend.
Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?
Friend: i can eat 10..
Sardar: Stupid If u have said 6no's then i would have told u a super joke


Yamaraj and a man in hell
Man : How much paise does it cost to give a call to my wife
Yemaraj: Hell to hell its FREE


What is the difference between love marriage and arranged marriage
If we ourself fall in the well then thats love marriage and if 10people push us in the well then that's arranged marriage

Do u know what is meant by hear attack? If u come across a beautiful girl ur blood gets heated up, if she laughs ur BP increases, if she look at u, ur heart beat will raise, u sweet, ur tongue gets dried...if she opens her beuatiful lips.......... and if she asks " Brother will this bus go to Triplicane"....then that's called heart attack

Man 1: in one minute can u tell 130 names?
Man 2: No, U tell me if u can....
Man 1: 100mohmed(NoorMoham ed), 9thara (Nayantara), 6mugam- 6faces(Arumugam) , 7malai- 7hills(Ezhumalai) , 5ali(Anjali) , and 3sha(Trisha) . add and see.......it will be 130names....

What to do if u want a strong tea?
Add one spoon " CEMENT" in it

If people spend 1000,2000 for OOTY, KODAIKANAL and rome around then they call it as tour
If we rome around in our village without spending 10p they call as poriki (Waste fellow)

Police: How did the accident take place
Driver: Even i dont understand sir, at the time i was sleeping

8)Gr8 Freak..U r Simply gr8.... Hats off to u......8)kai doka ahe...kai samajnyachi buddhi ahe tuzii..wow simply superb:p:p......it pun konti hi bhasa......wow amazing....cool8-).tula tamil madhe pun hasta yete? :unsure:..te tar archrayach......:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
Hahahhaha

Chitra,
kahi pan pakvu nakos , freak ani gr8 lol, mazi buddhi mazya sarkhi aahe :-P, tamil madhe , arey tamil che accent itki bhari aaste na, ki haasun haasun jaaaam waat lagtey heehaa haa haa haa..!! hya jagat sagla ascharyacha aastaa smajla ka :icon6::icon10:

:roll::roll: nahi Samjle :no::no::no::unsure::unsure:... Tamil madhe sang....8):mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrg reen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen:..mahanje samjel :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:8)