found in the net....!
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of the application, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read his application and said, 'We have an opening for people like you.'
'Oh, great,' he said, 'What is it?'
'It's called the door!'
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Guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my
secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an
agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, 'Well... the minimum I could work for is four
hundred a week.'
I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure.
She shook her head and replied, 'With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week.'
Regards,
Shiv