Little Johnny - The Naughty !!

Teacher: Y are u late?
Johnny :there was a man who lost a Rs.100 note.
Teacher: that's nice.Were u helping him look for it?
Johnny : Nooo…..I was standing on it
Teacher: Johnny, you missed school yesterday?
Johnny: Not a bit


TEACHER: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Johnny : I is ……
TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
Johnnt: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: How does Hen comes out of the Egg?
Johnny: Thats not a big question Madam, the interesting question is,
'How does the Hen go inside the Egg'!! "
TEACHER: Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
Teacher: "Johnny, what is the outside of a tree called?
Johnny: "I don't know.
"Teacher: "Bark, Johnny, bark."
Johnny: "Bow, wow, wow!"

My son is Like Jonny ..
Whenever I say to Brush his teeth , He says .. This will anyway , why to take care of Them .. Its Better to have New Set and aBranded one .. He is jst 5 yrs old .

Thanks Harpreet.. Sure .. will do !!!
Anju..:-P Must be having a tough time.. Your kid appears to be very sharp at such an young age :) But.. Children are more lovable & cute when naughty isn't? :icon9: