Fire Drill!

Manju27
Geetha: XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With melting
heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a
last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While
moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are lay off & all their
belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in
thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice
career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
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shrutiarjun
:huh:What a trick used yaar Muskan...........anything and everything is possible during this phase of Recession.....

Mixed Emotions...:huh:....:(.......:icon7:....:-x......:icon10:.....:-D:icon6::icon6::icon6:
Manju27
Ya Sindhu..It pinched me initially after reading the joke.. But as usual I thought we should see at the lighter side..:icon1:
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