Its Not Funny, U Ve 2 Think Abt It - Performance Appraisal

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Appraisal letter : with encryption.. ...


Dear Manager (HR),

Vicky, my assistant programmer, can always be found

Hard at work in his cubicle. Vicky works independently, without

Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vicky never

Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

Finishes given assignments on time. Often Vicky takes extended

Measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee


Breaks. Vicky is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

Vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

Knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vicky can be

Classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

Dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vicky be

Promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

Sent away as soon as possible.


Signed - Project Leader

NB: That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report

Sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13)

For my true assessment of him.
Broadbandelicious
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