Funny Shayari!!!

Tuhaar chehra moti samaan..
tuhaar chehra moti samaan..
Moti hamara kutte ke naam..
Tere dar pe sanam hazaar baar ayenge..
Tere dar pe sanam hazaar baar ayenge..
Ghanti bhajayenge aur bhaag jayenge..

Tumko dekha... tumko deka...
tumko dekha.. Tho yeh khayak aaya..
paagalon ke stock mein naya paagal aaya..

Idhar Khuda hai, Udhar Khuda hai,
jidar dekho udhar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai,
jidhar nahi khuda hai..
Udhar kal Khudega..

Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko..
Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko..
Koi pathar se na maare mere deewane ko..
abe aage bhi tho bol...
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se
udaa do saale ko..

Thank You Sari and Thanks Sushil will try to reach upto the mark..
Few more..
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaaya hoga
pehle socha tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
Phir use zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..
Mein tumhare liye sab kuch karta..
Magar mujhe kaam tha..
Mein tumhare liye doob ke marta..
Magar mujhe zukhaam tha..

Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,
Yahan likhna mana hai..............:icon6: :icon6: :-D :icon6: :icon6:
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Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaey,
Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,
to hum behosh ho gaey.....................:icon6::):icon10:
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When words fail, Eyes works.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When heart fails...
To kya?...............................
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Samajh le Tapak gaya.....................:icon6::(:icon6:

Badal jo chaye tum yaad aaye,
Barish ki boondo mein tum yaad aaye,
Are ab to mera chata lauta do...............:icon6:


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Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,........:(

Yaaro mere marne ke bad aasu na bahana,........:(
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Agar meri yaad aaye to upar chale aana...:icon6::icon6::icon6:

Hiiiiiiii.......Muskan.....:-D Wah Wah
Great Going..........Sari, Rajeev:-P

Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya, :)
saath mein teri khushboo laya. :-P
Jhat se dil mein khayal aaya,:huh:
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya!:wacko::blink::icon4:;):lol:

Neechey paan ki Dukaan
OOpar Gauri ka Makaan
Kaisi ho tum dear Muskan:)

Khwabomein ayenge SMS ki tarah:)
Dilmein bas jayenge RINGTONE ki tarah. :-P
Dosti kabhi kam na hogi BALANCE ki tarah. :-P
Bas tum busy na rahna NETWORK ki taraha!:):-D

Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai
Shama ro ro kay parwanoo se keh rahi hai


Mujhe rumal la do mari naak beh rahi hai..:-D:icon6::-D

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha


Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:

Hum maanenge tumhari baat zaroor..
Bus tum sab na hona humse door..
Warna hojayega mera dil choor choor..
Tum sabki hasi se hamari chehre pe hai noor..:icon1:
Khoob pharmayee Sindhu dear..:icon1:

Oh....VENU is here to CHEER:-P
let us now speed up the GEAR:-D
Muskan tum rhyming achi karleti ho DEAR:)
Aur likho.... likhthey hi raho without any FEAR:icon6:
par just watchout kahin BOSS tho nahin hain NEAR:-D
He may not be able to BEAR:icon6::icon6::-D