Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

New One .............
Ye Emraan Hashmi ki to har jagah bajati rahti hai....................
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U seems to be busy, replied after so long.................
Coming Office on boat or by Road........:icon6::-D:icon6:

Sorry dear to reply after long time :( i came to office after two days as we had heavy rain and water logging problem to i couldnt make it to office............... i was planning for boat only today if it would have rained:-D
Thanks
Ak

Toh ye Lo.........
Custom at our university dictated that if a professor was ten minutes late, class was cancelled. One professor arrived early for a 9am lecture. He placed his hat on his desk, and went to the faculty room. Before he knew it, it was 9:10. By the time he got back to his classroom, it was empty.
The next day, he let his students have it. “When my hat is here,” he fumed, “I’m here!”
The following day, the professor arrived at 9am. He was met by the sight of 28 hats on 28 desks—and no students.

:-Dab kuch kasht hum karlete hain...........:icon10:




A lady lost her purse in a bustling department store. She searched everywhere she had visited, but just couldn't find it.:(
Finally, a little boy approached her and asked, "Ma'am, is this your purse:?:
Jubilantly, she grabbed the purse and cried, "Yes! Yes, it is! Thank you so much!":-P
Then she looked inside and was suddenly confused.:confused: "But how strange... when I lost it, I had only a hundred dollar bill, but now I have five twenties!"
The boy replied, "That's because the last time I returned a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward!":shock::-D

wah wah.......sindhu kya baat kahi...mom wit her....ooppppsssssssssssssss....................be chara husband ;)

Thanks Amol and Sohi :-P

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:)Viru
Amol........Good Shot:-P
Some more...........:-P:-D
Dhritrashtra: Mai khush hoom ki tumne 100 pitro ko janam diya.:)

Gandhaari: Swami,:-Dagar aap andhey na hotey toh yeh sab sambhav nahi hota!!:shock:;)

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In School:

Sir: Next week exam hai, question papers already printing ke liye gaye hai.So..Students any doubts u can ask me.:)

Students(in chorus): Kaunsa printing press sir!!:?::shock:;-)

Shruti,
Good One........................Naya stock hai.............
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