Gayab......gahr thodi der baad......ghar pe fir mahi ki yaad aati he yaar........that's why...........
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
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Sardar in Heaven
After death, Sardarji reached the door of the heaven smoothly. There he met gate keeping angel, the angel said, 'Well, Sardarji, It is nice to talk to you but we have changed our policy these days. I will ask you a question and you need to answer it correctly before you go in, and Sardarji with lot of self confidence told Saint Peter to go ahead and ask him the damn question.
Angel : How many seconds are there in a year?
Sardarji: After lot of thought, answered,' twelve'.
Angel : Asked him - But how?
Sardarji: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd.........