Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

ekbar light gai hui thi..
SANTA : arre Banta bahuat garmi ho rahi hai, zara pankha lagana..
BANTA : kardi na sardaronwali baat!! pankha lagaya to moombatti bujh na jayegi??
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wat wil u cal a fat gal waiting for a bus???????
moti-vating!
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440 volts
why does any astronaut who went to 'mars' always dies of electic shock....
chalo pj masters dimag lagaoo..
pass bolla kya??
ans:- becoz ther is no 'EARTHING'

Gud One .!!!!!!!!!!

Ek meri taraf se...........................

Santa Singh Ladki Dekne gaya.
To Ladki walo ne Pucha: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Santa Singh : Haan
Sharaab?:confused:
Haan
Drugs?:confused:
Haan
Jua?:confused:
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?:x
Santa Singh : Haanji, Mein HIV positive henga.:icon6:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." !!!!!!!!!!!

Nice Amol,
One from my side................
Meri kishti bhi vahan dubi jahan Paani kam tha.......:(
Meri kishti bhi vahan dubi jahan Paani kam tha.......:(
Aur to Aur had to tab ho gayi yaaro.......
Ki Botal bhi meri vahan Tuti jahan Theka Band tha........:huh::(:huh:

Hi......Sohi.....kaisi he..........No one has posted a new joke......sabhi purane hi he..........August 08 ke..................hahahaha.........
Chalo......apna ek thread toh fir se start hua........
1 k baad 1 sabhi log chale aayenge..........aisi subh kamna ke saath.......HAPPY HOLI........:)

Arey good............
lagta he sare aa rahe hai............
Sohi.....Naya nam mubarak ho.............
hahhahahaa...........

Achha laga dekhar ke dhere dhere purane dost sab lot rahe hai:icon6: Welcome back Rajeev :-P
Regards
AK

Oye.........ye smallhorse kon he.........jo ban lagane ki baat kar raha he.......... Uski itni himmat............he kon ye........hum kuchh din yahan se chale kya gaye............:icon7::icon7:
Waise hello......dosto..........

Hi Guys,
Well wat a fun i was just reading whole of the thread and its simply great....
koi mousi toh koi dost or koi kiddo well yaha toh har possible category ke log hai wow!!!!
pretty exciting
moreover jokes are awesome....
I am new here
well hope u guys are doing great and gappe nahi the na last few threads me toh utna maza nahi aaya sirf jokes thode plain lage.....
Khair happy posting guys
Tannu

Gurudev Citehr ke chart par new entry hai....:icon6: use aapke bare me pata nahi hai isliye usne aaise gustaki ki.....:icon10: shama kare use nadan hai :-D
Hello Viral ......... :-P how are you?
Tannu welcome to CiteHr...:)
Boy and Girl were sitting in garden
Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them...!
Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….?
Girl: OK, But be careful, The dog may not bite you.....:-D
Regards
AK