Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

What is the opposite of 30?? ............................
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Socho socho . . . . .
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nahi pata??
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answer is 29 socho kaise??
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.30 bole tho teees
tees ka ulta un-tees that is 29

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket".
The man said "When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse called up"

why does amitabh bachchan endorse dabur honey????
think guys......
i m a fresher but u'all r new.....c'mon.......
simple....coz he is the BIG 'B'(BEE)

Ek sardar BLOOD ke bare kitab padh raha tha.
wife ne pucha-kyu aj ye padh rahe ho?
srdr: mujhe doctor ne kaha hai kal mera blood test hai!

He he hehe hehe he.......ha ha ha ha haaaaa...hu hu hu hu huuuu:icon6:
Taal se Taal mila......:-P
ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun??? :confused::confused:
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Ans: kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! :-D

The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks....

Wah di........aapka zawab nahi........
ek meri taraf se..........
ek sardar Grasshopper pe phd. kar raha tha..........kaafi muskil le baad ek Grasshopper uske haath laga.......sab kuchh check karne k baad sardar ko kuchh yaad aaya......aur usne uska ek per toda......aur chutki bajai.......toh woh zor se kuda........phir ye usne dobaara kiya toh Grasshopper phir se kuda..........ab usne ek ek kar ke uske saare pair tod diye aur Sardar ne ye Conclusion nikalya........................
KI..........Grasshopper ke saare per toot jaaye toh woh Behra ho Jaata he..........

Sardar goes to gangubais house.
knock knockk
gangubai-kon hain
sardar-main hu
gangubai-.main kon
sardar- tu gangubai!!

ek ladki "jiya" jabhi koi vehicle chalati hai to uska accident hota hai y?
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kyunki uska nam "jiya" rehta hai...nai sumjhe???...thoda aur niche giro...
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"JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK, JIYA DHADAK DHADAK JAYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

ek sardar library main ek librarian se kehta hai
"boss ek burger aur ek coke dena"
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librarian bolta hai
"Sir, ye library hai"
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toh sardar uske nazdeek jata hai
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uske kaan main kehta hai
"boss ek burger aur ek coke dena"