Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.
The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."

There was ten cats in a basket.
One jumped out.
How many where left?
None. They are all copy cats.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
fsh
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What do you call a bears with no ears?
b
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What do you call a dear with no eyes?
No eye dear
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What do you call a dear with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
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and finally..............
Why does Edward Woodward have four d's in his name?
Becauss otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar

Freak out more Freak:-D.....too good:)
Wah Amol............Jokes main bhi Chagaye ho........:-P......hilarious ones:icon6:

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has its pause at the end of a clause

CheeL ko EngLish mEin kya kEhte hAin????
>>>>>>>>>>EaGLe<<<<<<<<<<<<
Aur aGaR CheeL bImaR hO jaye to?????????????
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>>>>>>>>>>ILLEGAL(ILL-Egal)

wht will you call to a soldier's wife...... climbing up to the stairs ???
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socho socho?????/
socho?????????/
ok CHADTI JAWANI

Mujrewali: Sardar sari raat mujra dekha,humne aapko
khush kiya, ab aap bhi hume khush karo.....
Sardar utha aur nachne laga....!!!

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

OK Viru......No probs....:-D:-P
In an Engg. College::)

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?:?::confused:

Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!:shock:;):icon6: