Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

:):):-P........Rajeev and Viru:icon1:


Hey Sohi........teri Farmaish bhi poori kardoom::-P

Johnny:Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.:)
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.:?::confused:
Johnny: Papa to kehte hai ki saari phuljadiya yahi rahti hai:shock:


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Santa bete se : Qutub minar kaha hai??:?:
Beta : Pata nahi:confused:
Santa :Kabhi ghar se nikla karo!!:icon7:
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai?:?:
Santa: Pata nahi
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha karo!!:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6:

Shruti,

Good One................

Ek hamari taraf se bhi................:icon6:

Jeeto: Peechay betha hua shakhs mere blouse main haath daal raha hai.....:-x

Santa: oye chup kar! us ko kia pata ke purse mere paas hai..:icon6:

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything

Bond was travelling in an auto........
Driver: 12.50 hue sahab!
Bond: yeh lo 10 rupaye...................
Driver: lekin baki k 2.50..............
Bond: "Dhai another day!!!!"

2 sardars were crossing railway tracks.they saw a train coming 2wards them suddenly they bend down y?
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bcoz the train was saying
"jhuk jhuk jhuk"

2 persons talking during diwali :
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche

1 Ladke ko kya chhiye????
1 Ladki jo Pyaar de!!!!!!
1 Ladki jo achha Khana banaye!!!!!!
1 Ladki jo Dilse use chahe!!!!!
Aur........
Aur............
Teeno ladkiya ek dusrese na mile! ! ! !

:icon5:Good ones.......Freak
Some Old Jokes Recap:
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.:)
Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India:-P
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat:icon7:
Banta Singh : Don't take my seat:no:
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!:mad:
Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You Appoint me:confused:
Interviewer: .....!!!!!!!:blink::wacko:

Story II
E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V
E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!)

Story VI
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

Story VII
E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Regards
AK

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
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he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies,
he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied,
"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour,
it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."