Practice makes a man perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry. And when they marry, they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow that you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk!
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... what more can I say.
Regards
Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry. And when they marry, they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow that you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop.
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children.
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk!
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
When two's company, - three's the result!
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... what more can I say.
Regards