Amazing Jokes....still Laughing

suman84
A boy wrote a love letter with his blood to a medical girl and said "ख़तकाजवाबज़रुरदेना"

Girl replied "blood group, B+
औरहीमोग्लोबिनकीकमीहै " :-D:-D


Ami je tumaar,
छिनछिनछिन
shudu je tumaar,
छिनछिनछिन

forward this mantra to 7 bhootnis or bhooots as I did and get ur love this Amavasya.

- Jai Manjulika Mai
:-x:-x:-x


Nepali anthem:

सुनोगौरसेदुनियावालों,
चाहेकितनेमहलबनालो,
उसकेआगे garden बनालो,
उसकेआगे gate लगालो,
उसकेआगेहोंगेहम Nepali
शाबजी... :huh::huh:


Man knocks @ door.

10 yr old boy comes with cigarette in one hand and beer in other...

Man:
पापाघरपरहैं?
Boy:
भूतनीके! मुझेदेखकरलगरहाहैकीपापाघरपरहोंगे...:icon10::icon10:


Santa:
मैंएकबारअपने bathroom मेंसुसुकरनेगयातोवहाँशेरथा...
Banta:
फिरक्याहुआ?
Santa:
मैंनेशेरकोकहा, आपकरलोमेरातोनिकलगया... :icon6::icon6:


एककौवेनेएकशेरनीको propose किया,
तोवोहबोली
"
पहलेअपनेआपकोदेख, अपनीशकलकोदेख,
अपनेशरीरकोदेख"
कौवाबोला "येसबछोड़, तूमेरे confidence कोदेख":-D:-D


Amitabh:
मेरेपासबंगलाहै, गाडीहै.
तुम्हारेपासक्याहै...?
Shashi:
मेरेपासभीबंगलाहै, गाडीहै...
Amitabh:
साले, तोफिरमाँकिसकेपासहै ...? :confused::confused::confused:

Thanks

Suman:-P:-P
supriyamanocha
gud yaar... santa banta vala was to too much...
ha ha ha ha... can't help laughing... :D
he he he he
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Samuchchay
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Maja aa gaya..
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