An Italian, French, and Indian went for a job interview in England. They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink, and yellow.
The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass, and I hope it will be a pink day.'
The French was next: 'I wake up in the morning; I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper, and in the evening, I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone, and I say 'yellow'.
The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass, and I hope it will be a pink day.'
The French was next: 'I wake up in the morning; I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper, and in the evening, I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Indian: 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green green', I 'pink' up the phone, and I say 'yellow'.