Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t u Exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth.
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t u Exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Exchange in the lower berth.
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardar gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!