Jokes........Jokes........Jokes..........

Aur Viral kya haal hai.........:icon1:
Shant Balak Shant itna gussa nahi karte.........:icon10:

Lo Ek gissa pita.......
Santa: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Banta: No
Santa: Tere se to kutte acche hai jinhe tairna aata hai
Banta: Tujhe tairna aata hai?
Santa: Aaho
Banta: Pher tere aur kutte ch ki farak hai?

One more............

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name
plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

1. A person should bathe once in summer but not so often in winter.

2. Chemical Formula of Water has two gins - Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin while Hydrogin is gin and water.

3. Definition of Census taker - A man who goes from house to house increasing the population.

4. Definition of Syntax - Tax paid by the sinners.

5. Definition of Virgin Forest - It is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot.

6. Future tense of 'I give' - 'I take'.

7. Houses in France are generally made up of Plaster of Paris.

8. Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.

9. One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

10. Parts of Speech - Lungs and air.

11. Spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

12. The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

13. The word 'trousers' is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

14. What is H2O and CO2? - H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

15. What are residents of Moscow are called? - Mosquitoes.

Regards
AK

Wow GREAT....Return of the SBians:-D
Hi to all:razz:
Some contribution from my side:;)
1. Santa, Banta Bobby were going on a motorcycle::grin:
Policeman gives hand to stop.:icon7:
Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle hee 3 baitey hain tu kahan baithega?:o:shock::wacko::icon6:





2. A man is driving down a country road, when he spots Santa standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.:mellow:

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.:huh::confused:
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to our Santa and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?":?:
Santa replies, "I`m trying to win a Nobel Prize.":D
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.:icon9:
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field." was Santa's outstanding answer:icon6::icon6::-D:-P

Hello Friends..............Nahi yaar gussa nahi hoon...........kisi se par ban ki baat karta he jab koi...........to phir.............nways...new entry ko maafi.......and welcome to SBans......
Sindhu Di.....wel come back......... Rajiv & Amol Nice jokes as usual........
Ms. Monster & Suneetameea.............cool ones............Well come to our group
btw Rajiv........Sohi ne konsa naya naam rakha ab........:confused:
Hey where is Riya, Durgs, Sohi, Sups, BRIJ........What about tubelight.......????

mein aa gayiiiii........................helloooooo........ ...................hw are u all.....sorry all....r a offc sechip chip ke karna parta hay yeh sab..bakwss......newy how r u all?????????????

hellloooooo Dosto............
Sohi........wel come to our therad.......yaar........how's ur job?
chal jaldi se ek joke keh daal ab toh.........

Hi friends i hope that all of u will enjoy this joke ....... :)

रावरी देवी मर जाती हैं, और स्वर्ग में यमराज के पास पहुचती है.वहाँ देखती हैं एक दीवाल पर ढेर सारी घडियाँ टंगी हैं.
राबरी (यमराज से) :इस दीवाल पर इतनी सारी घडियाँ क्यों है?
यमराज : ये झूठी घडियाँ हैं,जो धरती पर झूठ बोलता हैं,ये सब उसके उसके नाम की घडियाँ हैं.जब भी कोई एक झूठ बोलता हैं,तो उसके नाम की घड़ी एक पॉइंट आगे बढ़ जाती है.
राबडी: (एक घड़ी की तरफ़ इशारा करके) ये वाली घड़ी किसकी है?
यमराज: ये घड़ी गौतम बुध की हैं,उसने कभी एक भी झूठ नही बोला,इसलिए इस घड़ी का एक भी पॉइंट आगे नही बढ़ा है.
राबडी :(दूसरी घड़ी की तरफ़ इशारा करके) और ये वाली घड़ी किस की हैं?
यमराज : ये वाली घड़ी गांधी जी की हैं,उसने सिर्फ़ दो बार झूठ बोला था,इसलिए इस घड़ी का पॉइंट सिर्फ़ दो बार आगे बढ़ा है.
राबडी (आश्चर्य से यमराज से पूछती हैं) : अच्छा ,हमारे पति श्री लालू जी की कौन सी घड़ी है?
यमराज:उनकी घड़ी मेरे ऑफिस में लगी हैं ,जो सीलिंग फैन का काम कर रही हैं.

Regards
AK

ha ha ha:icon6::icon6:hilarious one Amol:-P

Ok now some contribution from my Side::)


Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" :?:
Banta: "B.A." :icon1:
Santa: "Oye sirf 2 akshar pada hai, woh bhi ulta?:-D:icon10:



Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. :-D
Santa: Hai. :-x
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai. :icon7:
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. :huh:
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?:icon8::icon6:



Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! :icon1:
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. :)
Santa: Kya naam hai uska? :confused:
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA":huh::-D:icon6:




Santa: Do you know English :?:
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? :huh:
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.:-D:icon10:

:-D:razz::icon6:Shukriya Amol.... now some more contribution..ha ha ha:icon6:
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dalo. :icon10:

Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. :huh:
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. :-P:icon6:



Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. :-x
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. :(
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.. :icon6::-D


Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! :icon1:
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. :razz:
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. :confused:
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.:huh::icon8:




Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? :confused:
Santa: Main ! :)
Gangubai: Main kaun? :confused:
Santa: Tu Gangubai :-D:icon10: