Hi all, enjoy some funny jokes of Sardars! 😜😜😜😉😉
Lie Detector
An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer."
BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"Ok," he says, "10 bottles."
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers."
BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"Alright, 8 hamburgers."
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. 😂😂😂😜😜
Once a Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other Sardar replies, "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" 😂😂😜😜
Sardar proposed a girl... Girl said, "I'm 1 year elder to you."
Sardar said, "Oh! No problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR."
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce. The judge asked: How will you divide your 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR. 😂😂😜
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dying in the hospital.
The man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words.
The meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE! 🤣😉😂
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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508Lie Detector
An Englishman, an American, and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector.
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer."
BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"Ok," he says, "10 bottles."
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers."
BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector.
"Alright, 8 hamburgers."
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. 😂😂😂😜😜
Once a Sardar calls another Sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other Sardar replies, "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" 😂😂😜😜
Sardar proposed a girl... Girl said, "I'm 1 year elder to you."
Sardar said, "Oh! No problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR."
A Sardar and his wife filed an application for divorce. The judge asked: How will you divide your 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR. 😂😂😜
Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dying in the hospital.
The man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.
Sardar goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last words.
The meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE! 🤣😉😂
Regards,
Amit Seth.
From India, Ahmadabad
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i didn’t understand.........tarif karne ka andaz bhi........... nways ur wel come..... :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Hi, Wt happened to humour king??????????// why r u posting your old jokes. saara collection khatam ho gaya hai kya?????????? katyana
From India, Gurgaon
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No, Mr. K. I think it was just a welcome for new 2008 CiteHR members, and for the 2007 aur use k pehle ke logo k liye, 'PURANI YAADE TAZA HO GAYI'. Kyou, Amit Sir sahi bola na?
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Hello viral, I m Ms. katyana not Mr. Katyana. Did, nt pronounciation of katyana explains that the gender of the name is Mr or Ms., I hope u r an indian and not and American? katyana
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i m so sorry....katyana.... it was a typing mistake...........and i m pure indian... :? :? :? :? :? Hope u don’t mind............ Viral Shah :lol: :lol:
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Amitji,
Pata nahi kyun ji, ye saare log sardar par hi joke karte hain? Ojee, ek to ye joke hamare palle nahi padte aur doosri baat palle bhi padte hain to bahut late :x :x :x
Main AHWOAJOS (All Hole World Organisation Against Jokes On Sardar) ke taraf se warn kar raha hoon ki zara simple joke likhe aur joke jisne likha hai uska naam diya jaye >>
Jai Khalsa! Unknow
Vaibhavji, aapka user ID use karne ke liye thank you.
From India, Aurangabad
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Pata nahi kyun ji, ye saare log sardar par hi joke karte hain? Ojee, ek to ye joke hamare palle nahi padte aur doosri baat palle bhi padte hain to bahut late :x :x :x
Main AHWOAJOS (All Hole World Organisation Against Jokes On Sardar) ke taraf se warn kar raha hoon ki zara simple joke likhe aur joke jisne likha hai uska naam diya jaye >>
Jai Khalsa! Unknow
Vaibhavji, aapka user ID use karne ke liye thank you.
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Sardar: Aaj Mere Parrosiyon ka Bacha Gum ho gaya
Friend: Pir tum ne Kia Kiya?
Sardar: Mein ne Un se Kaha ke "Google" Per Search kar lain
Sardar- Pyar, Mohabbat, Love sab diya Pinky ko
Aur Pinky ne mujhe he
Major Rohail- Kya hova?
Sardar- Maine Pinky ki plate se ek Booti uthai toh usne mujhe kaat liya
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
(Source: [Sardarji SMS Jokes](http://stylishsms.com/funny/Sardar-SMS-Jokes-24-1.php))
From Pakistan, Peshawar
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Friend: Pir tum ne Kia Kiya?
Sardar: Mein ne Un se Kaha ke "Google" Per Search kar lain
Sardar- Pyar, Mohabbat, Love sab diya Pinky ko
Aur Pinky ne mujhe he
Major Rohail- Kya hova?
Sardar- Maine Pinky ki plate se ek Booti uthai toh usne mujhe kaat liya
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
(Source: [Sardarji SMS Jokes](http://stylishsms.com/funny/Sardar-SMS-Jokes-24-1.php))
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One sardar went for hunting with a friend in a deep forest. Suddenly, his friend fell down and became senseless. The sardar called the helpline and asked, "What should I do? My friend is dead here." The person attending the phone asked, "Please confirm if he is dead or not."
Sardar: "Just wait." (Sound of gun fire comes). Sardar replies, "YES, he is."
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Sardar: "Just wait." (Sound of gun fire comes). Sardar replies, "YES, he is."
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