Sherine
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How To Catch a Lion !! ??

Ø Newton's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is equal and opposite

reaction. Implies you caught lion.

Ø Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also

run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can

trap it easily.

Ø Software Engineer Method:

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If

anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Ø Indian Police Method:

catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a

lion.

Ø Rajnikanth Method :

Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will

live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Ø Jayalalitha Method:

Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while

it's sleeping !

Ø Manirathnam Method (director):

Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark

room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The

lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Ø Karan Johar Method (director):

Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with

each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.

First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.

But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness(third) into the forest. You don't understand

right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then

also u wont !

Ø Yash Chopra method (director):

Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.

Ø Govinda method:

Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Ø Menaka Gandhi method:

save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

Ø George bush method:

Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ø Ravi Shastri method:

Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run

From India, Bangalore
raashi
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hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sherine
it is very funny n keep sending....................
i liked it....................
rAAshi
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coming together is begining..................
staying together is progress.................
working together is SUCCESS.... :lol: :lol:

From India, Delhi
Dr. Jogeshwar mahanta
174

Namaskar Sherine, But is it not Lion Resource Management topic? Will the HR people be interested to catch lions? regard
From India, Delhi
Ally
Hey Sherine, gr8 article tickled my funny bone :lol: ...reading it helped pep up my mood on a otherwise lousy Thursday....keep up the gud work Priya.
From India, Pune
scare_crow
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DEAR SHERINE....
I LOVE YOUR POST..ITZ A REAL STRESS BUSTER....dnt worry abt
Dr. Jogeshwar mahanta
DEAR Dr. Jogeshwar mahanta
bhai this is joke....YOU HAVE SME GUD FUNDAS...WHICH I NEVER UNDERSTAND>>>> I AM VERY MUCH INTERESTED IN LION RESOURCE MGT :lol: :lol: :lol:
REGARDS
scare_crow

From India, Mumbai
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