spkcit
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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Saim because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Saim and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even though Saim is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't tand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Saim has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Saim taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,

Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer.



Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Thanx n Regards,

From India, Chandigarh
sujithm
Nice letter... Thank god that her dad was able to control his blood pressure and turned the page over... otherwise, this story would have become a tragic one :wink:
From India, Bangalore
L.C.PAL
2

Dear All We all can understand this story that childrens have many ideas to blackmail their parents. We all should be aware. L.C. Pal
From India, Delhi
oahamid
54

Thanks for letting me a good laugh ! By the way, if any one locate this smart girl, please ask her to contact me, as I wish to recruit her in my company, as a sales executive. Abdul Hameed
From India, Coimbatore
manish2678
12

it is really a nice story but the main thing which we can see in this that there may be so many negative things happened in the life. so dont worry and enjoy your life. dont care for small things.
nice one

From India, Delhi
akshita_ashu
5

Hi well i was really moved by the story and i was really feeling sorry 4 d girl till i realised thetre is PTO. n once i thought she might b making APRIL FOOL of his Dad.
But nice should i also try to write but i know my dad wud b annoyed b4 reading the letter.
Akshita

From India, Chandigarh
manishawasthi1984
3

thanx for sharing this .......... I WAS IN AVERY BAD MOOD TODAY ........... BUT THIS LETTER BROUGHT hapiness to my face....... thanku very much........... Manish Awasthi Yzero..................
From India, Pune
sunil prabhakar sathe
Hi I think it is a lesson to parents. Now a days it is a competition between parents and not students. Parents should immediately stop setting targets. regards, Sunil Sathe
From India, Mumbai
apeopleperson
Hilarious...I as was reading the letter...I thought to myself "boy were my parents ever lucky with me! LOL
From United Arab Emirates, Dubai
sireeshadeol
4

One of the best of Humour I have ever read. Keep the good work going. Its compelling reading!
From India, Ahmadabad
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