Amitmhrm
496

Hi All,,

Enjoy some cool one liners... :icon10:

COOL ONE LINERS

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; have two ... you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

[25]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[26]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

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Regards,

Amit Seth.

From India, Ahmadabad
vvaadi
1

Heyyy its realy amazing...............and coooooooooooool Yaarrrrrr:icon6::icon6::icon6::icon6::-P:-P:-P:-D:-D:-D:beatup::beatup::wacko::wacko::lol::lol:
From India, Lucknow
Amitmhrm
496

Thank you All,, Sindhu, Amith, n Vvaadi.. :):) Haan Ji Sindhu G, cool to ho gaya ab aap Delhi ki hot one liners share karo..;-);-) BTW Sarvesh y r u crying for dead old lady..
From India, Ahmadabad
serveshdubey
9

डीयर अमित
तुम्हारे वन लाइनर मे मैने एक और जोड दिया इसमे तुम्हारा इगो हर्ट नही होना चाहिये
टेक केयर

From India, Mumbai
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