abhi16march
72

Ek ghar me 2 pagal the

Ek ghar me 2 pagal the

ek ka naam tha tu pagal

dusre ka main pagal

tu pagal ghar se bhag gya

to ghar me kaun bacha??

Jawab do!!

Dr- Mrs Rani, Good news 4 U

Dr: Mrs Rani, good news 4 U

Girl: What do U mean by Mrs Rani? Im Miss Rani

Dr: Oh!! Am sorry Miss Rani, Bad news

Who is a Friend?

Who is a Friend?

Frnd is not sum1 who gives ur Bail wen U r in Jail.

But,

Frnd is a Person who IS IN JAIL WID U & says

“bola tha na Fasenge”

Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho

Sachi He Meri DOSTI AzamaKe Dekho

Kar k yakin MujPe Pass Aakar Dekho

Badalta Nahi Kabhi Sona Apna Rang

Jitni BaaR Dil kare Aag Laga k Dekho

Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

SAWAAL:

Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:

Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

LOVE is d second mistake created by god

LOVE is d second mistake created by god.

Off Course girls r d first!

But the fact is dat:

Both r beautiful

n I LOVE both d MISTAKES

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet

Look at it

when ur in

trouble

U will Realise that

0ther Problems r not

as Big as this.

Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy

Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy.

They Want ALL Things From One Man.

WhiLe Men Are So SimpLe That They Want OnLy One Thing From ALL Women..!!

Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..

Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..

Chuha billi se darta hai,

billi kutte se,

kutta aadmi se,

aadmi biwi se..

Aur biwi chuhe se GM



Wats SWARG Wats NARK


Wats SWARG?

American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats NARK?

American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal

A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.

But the cal goes to another woman.

They

loved & got married.

Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

Whenever u have to make a decision

Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head

&

Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

Mom- Kyu rote ho

Mom: Kyu rote ho

Son: Dad ne mujhe

kissi nahi di

Mom: Tumne unko Table

nahi sunaya hoga

Son: bazU wali aunty ko

kaunse tables aata he

Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi

Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi

Pappu koi jawab nahi deta He

Biwi- Me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu

Pappu- Oye, Gin-ne to de!

Shadi me dulhe k sath

Shadi me dulhe k sath

barati kyu jate hai?

Think b4 read

Q k log kehte h k

kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,

par dukh me jarur jana chahiy



SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER


SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,

ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,

bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

Husbnd- Kya tumne mujhe

Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?

No ans.

Husbnd again asks, No ans.

Then again he asks,

Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo

Child to Mom

Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge

Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai

Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti

Sharabi knocks d door

Sharabi knocks d door

His wife open d door

Sarabi- Who r u?

Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.

Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN

Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai

Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge

SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga

Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge

SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

Wife- Jab desi pite ho

Wife: Jab desi pite ho

toh Paro kehte ho.

Jab whisky pite ho to

Darling.

Aaj kya piya jo

chudail kehte ho?

Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu!

Wife- Jaanu kash aap SMS hote

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,

Mai aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,

Mai her haftey tumhe change karta.

Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man

Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.

Friend - didnt you follow them?

Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie

Wife is “Recievd call”

Wife is “Recievd call”

Girl is “Dialed call”

Aunty is “Missd call”

Lover is “waiting call”

BUT

Frndship is “FEVICOL”

nahi chodenge !!

Husband & wife me jhagra hua

Husband & wife me jhagra hua

Husband ghar se chala gaya

Phone pe- kya khana hai

Biwi-jaher

Husband- ok khake so jao, mera ane me der lagegi



There hve been many tyms wen i disturbed u


There hve been many tyms

wen i disturbed u

troubled u

irritated u

bugged u

bt on ths day

i just want to tell u tht

I PLAN TO CONTINUE…

:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::gri n::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin: just for laugh

From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!
.
.
.
Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan. :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::g rin::grin:

From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Don’t Complicate Simple Promblem If 1=5 2=25 3=125 4=625 5=? Think be4 scroling Down Ans is 1 Bcoz the First Line says 1=5 Don’t Complicate Simple Promblem.
From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Teacher asks children Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Vinod: I want 2b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2b a good mother. Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt Only U & Me I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt Only U & Me U Knw WAt Hapend? U Were Lookin So Inocent Coz I Was EAtin Pav bhaji & U Wer Saying 1 ChAmach Khila
From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Cheeers!! Good news 4u Cheeers!! Good news 4u. Thums up pio. pepsi pio. juice pio. beer pio. kyunki . . ab HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!! Karlo susu chaddi me
From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Ur a flower in english
Ur a “flower” in english
In sanskrit “pushp”
In arabi “zuhra”
In urdu “gul”
Don’t b so happy, b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

A to Z Isme 1 Missing Hai!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?
2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kaha ata hai..!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
enjoyyyyyyyyy .......i think its enough dose for todayyyyyyyyyyy

From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

4 Pepsi Sharukh
4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry
Aap Ka Naam
“Desi Daru” K liye:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

From India, Pune
abhi16march
72

Ur 5 Qualities Ur 5 Qualities 1_______ 2_______ 3_______ 4_______ 5_______ Agar zindagi me koi accha kaam kar lete, to aaj ye jagah khali nahi hoti!:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
From India, Pune
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