Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
Women would rule the world.!!!!!!!!
From India, Madras
13There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
Women would rule the world.!!!!!!!!
From India, Madras
"If men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament"
"The power of creating life and the ability to give birth would not be hidden and undermined in societies. It would be completely revered and celebrated."
From India, Madras
"The power of creating life and the ability to give birth would not be hidden and undermined in societies. It would be completely revered and celebrated."
From India, Madras
CCCC girlsss....abhiii is ready.to take on maternity...benifits..........ha ha ha ahaa :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
From India, Mumbai
From India, Mumbai
Abi..... Good news for you... Maternety leave is 84 Calender days.. so U can take more than two months...:-D:-D:-D
From India, Madras
From India, Madras
Ha ha ha ha ha...............Agar aisa hota to bhut acha hota.................................:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D aur abhi ko 3 months ki maternity leave mil sakti hai.........
From India, Gurgaon
From India, Gurgaon
I think the point is just that there is no physical equivalent to men for going through pregnancy and labor. That's just a fact, not man bashing. There are obviously many wonderful fathers and husbands out there who work very hard for their families.
Men do get pregnant. When their wives are expecting, they step up to the plate and ask for promotions and extra responsibilities at work to financially prepare for the new arrival. They also don't get any sleep as they can't sleep when their wives don't sleep. Men may not admit it, but their levels of worry go into overdrive. Not all men are conscientious partners willing to share in the experience.
Its up to you ladies to make sure that you find "right daddies" for the children you bring into this world.
From India, Madras
Men do get pregnant. When their wives are expecting, they step up to the plate and ask for promotions and extra responsibilities at work to financially prepare for the new arrival. They also don't get any sleep as they can't sleep when their wives don't sleep. Men may not admit it, but their levels of worry go into overdrive. Not all men are conscientious partners willing to share in the experience.
Its up to you ladies to make sure that you find "right daddies" for the children you bring into this world.
From India, Madras
hey i don't know whats ur problem with me u always targeting me
ichange my decision to continue here if u dont like me here ill exit
From India, Alappuzha
ichange my decision to continue here if u dont like me here ill exit
From India, Alappuzha
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From India, Madras
From India, Madras
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