| A Priest, a Doctor and an software ENGINEER A Priest, a Doctor and an software ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they
hear God's voice and it says:
" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can
accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one
tell me what u have done in your lifetime.
"The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r
humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your
message."
The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped
thousands of people recover from their illnesses"
The SOFTWARE ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an SOFTWARE
ENGINEER and........",
before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates
opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the SOFTWARE
ENGINEER
“ Say no more my son come with me, u have
already been thru HELL...” | 
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