HANSA n PRAFUL conversations

DECIDE
Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na ... "A side" -- "B side" ... toa "C-side" ... "D- side" ---> "Decide"


Mature
Hansa : Mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?????

hansa: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.. "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
main chor ...main chor....mature...acha acha....



alphabet
hansa: praful alphabet matlab


praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?


hansa: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet




Asset
Hansa : Prafulll "Asset" matlab ???

Praful : Asset Hansaaa ....

Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... "Eee Sethh ... " ... Asset ..




Depend
Hansa : Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??

Prafful : Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra... Deep-End.. Depend




TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)


MELISA:-(CHIDH KAR)ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA -- ORNAMENT
DO JHHUMKE -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA


Elastic
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..
apni voh radha ben unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa : Ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

Gud post !!!

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Regards,

Syed Waseem

.. Hilarious..

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Regards,
Manju :-)

Alone I can SAY, But together we can SHOUT.
Alone I can SMILE, But together we can LAUGH.
Alone I can ENJOY, But together we can CELEBRATE.
Thats the Beauty of FRIENDSHIP..
KEEP SMILING ALWAYS..

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vvaadi

If you want something you never had,
do something you have never done.

Don't go the way life takes you,
take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live and
not living because you are born!

Hillarious...