Hi, Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana band kar diya hai." Kaalia: "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?" Thakur: "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? Inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate." Viru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits his keyboard, then says: "Jaao Kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya..." AT GABBAR'S DEN... Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar." Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch ke aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khush hoga? Naya assignment dega... aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." [Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar." Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahut naainsaafi hai..." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?" Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar! Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:"
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