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Posting herewith an article received by my friend, which is well proving that sometimes intelligence is not concerned with age or education. Go through it and give me your views:
Madam was having trouble with one of her students in the 1st-grade class. Madam asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test, and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in, and the conditions were explained to him, and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grader should know. The principal looked at Madam and told her, "I think the boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam said to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed.
Madam asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy, after a moment, "Legs."
Madam: "What is in your pants that you have, but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Madam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Madam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide, and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Madam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide, and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Madam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: Tent
Madam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, a bit tense, and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Madam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: Nose
Madam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: Arrow
Madam: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: Firetruck
Madam: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K', and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand."
Boy: Fork
Madam: "What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: Surname
Madam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?"
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
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21Posting herewith an article received by my friend, which is well proving that sometimes intelligence is not concerned with age or education. Go through it and give me your views:
Madam was having trouble with one of her students in the 1st-grade class. Madam asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" The boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade, and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test, and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the first grade and behave. She agreed. The boy was brought in, and the conditions were explained to him, and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grader should know. The principal looked at Madam and told her, "I think the boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam said to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed.
Madam asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Boy, after a moment, "Legs."
Madam: "What is in your pants that you have, but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Madam: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut
Madam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide, and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Madam: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide, and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Madam: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do."
Boy: Tent
Madam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first."
The principal was looking restless, a bit tense, and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Madam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: Nose
Madam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: Arrow
Madam: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: Firetruck
Madam: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K', and if you don't get it, you have to use your hand."
Boy: Fork
Madam: "What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?"
Boy: Surname
Madam: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love?"
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
From India, Mumbai
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One more question may be added: What looks very decent, intelligent, and thoughtful but is just crap inside?
Answer: This kind of posts. I don't see any connection between such silly jokes and IIMs, or for that matter, any B-School. Let's think and act like professionals.
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Answer: This kind of posts. I don't see any connection between such silly jokes and IIMs, or for that matter, any B-School. Let's think and act like professionals.
From India, Madras
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