A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that
she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER? - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends. :wink:
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. :P
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
JUST FOR FUN Team...
From India, Kochi
45she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Three FASTEST means of Communication :
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER? - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends. :wink:
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. :P
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
JUST FOR FUN Team...
From India, Kochi
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