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Following are some funny questions and answers session.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves

and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.

So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.

Need grain?

Eat chicken.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that

means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of

the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.

Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO ...... Cocoa beans ... another vegetable ! It's

the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had About food and diets.......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, Pune
Jayesh.Guru
:lol: I will show this to my mom. :lol: Guru
From India, New Delhi
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Jyotsna
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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P I agree... Why to take tension when everything we eat revolves around vegetables. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jyotsna
From India, Delhi
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