Hey friends,

Let us sum up some of the most interesting and hilarious one-liners we come across in our day-to-day life. It could be statement sayings, taglines, wall posters, movies, corporate pick-ups... anything on earth. I'll start with one:

"Trust is like money, you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed."

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Regards,
Sanjay

From India, Delhi
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one more my side "I’ve to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best." Now its your turn...:icon1:
From India, Delhi
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good. one from my side also: People forget what u said. People forget what u did. But people never forget how you made them feel. keep coming more:icon1::icon1::icon1:
From India, Delhi
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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without ......
From India, Madras
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Men will not forgive, but will forget.. Women will forgive,but not forget.. Regards Promodini
From India, Bangalore
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"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye."
From India, Mumbai
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Ho really I never heard this:?::?::?::?: Love doesn’t make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
From India, Hyderabad
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one more: "A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least."
From India, Delhi
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one more: "Some cause happiness wherever they go; Others whenever they go." I use it a lot:-P:-P:-P Now the ball is in your court. Dont keep it. Just pass on!:-P:-P Regards, Sanjay
From India, Delhi
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Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. ~Francis Rodman :)
From India, Mumbai
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"If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." — Anita Roddick
From India, Delhi
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It takes two to speak the truth, — one to speak, and another to hear. - Henry David Thoreau
From India, Madras
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The best one I have heard till now — — I complained that I have no shoes until I saw a man without legs... Regards, Alka
From India, Vadodara
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very touch ...and sometimes only these few words teach us a lot in life that we dont understand in whole life. keep sharing..
From India, Delhi
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Life is like an ice cream; it keeps melting day by day.

Avin here

From India, Madras
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We will never experience The Joy of Life, if we go through life, complaining, envying, Criticising, accusing, sowing strife and self obsessed.
From India, Delhi
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If you trust someone, trust till the end, in the end, either you will have a good friend or you will have a good lesson. _____________________________________ Regards — — Debashish
From India, Delhi
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Don’t complain that your Boss is FOOLISH......................coz if he wasn’t then he wouldn’t have hired you!!
From India, Mumbai
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losers are foolish & gainers are wise — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — Aseem
From India, Mumbai
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. ~Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927
From India, Mumbai
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker..........
From India, Thana
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There are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."

Regards,
AK

From India, Thana
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If you have paper, you don’t have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
From India, Thana
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Ha ha good ones Amol and Hima... One more on similar lines The quickest way to find a lost possesion is to buy a replacement!
From India, Mumbai
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side. Aseem
From India, Mumbai
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One of mine - It is really Optimism that makes you get ready for another day!!
From India, Pune
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Another one - Trust is a better word than love, you can always Love the person you trust but not necessarily trust the person you love..
From India, Pune
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Another Ka Another one - Found This Useful? +Vote Up This Page Via Google. :D
From India, Mumbai
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Lolz sam.. This is Most hilarious one liner from your desk :D
From India, Mumbai
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Good You understood RJ!!! :) :P :P :P :P :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
From India, Pune
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One More Hilarious Line - Aaj mere jeb main paanch futi kavdi nahi, aur mian paanch laakh ka sauda karne jaa raha hu :D
From India, Mumbai
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. Politicians are like diapers....they need to be changed frequently and always for the same
From Australia, Adelaide
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