A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the first house on the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag, pouring all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
"Madam, if I cannot clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house," said the lady.
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1"Madam, if I cannot clean this up within 5 minutes with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this dung!" exclaimed the eager salesman.
"Do you need chilly sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"There's no electricity in the house," said the lady.
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Really Funny. But see other part of it. It gives a good lesson that predetermined moves do not work every time. So assess the situation first and then act accordingly (plan A / plant B, etc.).
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Hi Raghunath, Hope you can send this as a separate post and why including in the comments / inputs to this discussion.. regds satish
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