Shrutiarjun
Ea+hr&admn.
V. VENU
Sales & Marketing
Pinkii
Student

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.



If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance

from

Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to

Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the

Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear

Naradji

(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *

After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try

again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,

please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

From India, New Delhi

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Good One Pinkii.. :P
Hi ....... Im pressing * ( star) coz this is the only 'Key' , my kinda interest :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now, Sindhu is goin to give me some advice ! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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From India, Hyderabad
Hi......Good Posting Pinkii dear.......... :P
OH...... :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :roll: :wink:
VENUJI NAMASKAR........WHAT A LOGIC ABOUT THE STAR :P
...hmmm.....why not......advise jab chaho milega barambar... :P
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR :D
NOW I PONDER WHAT YOU ARE :roll:
ONCE YOU PRESS THE LITTLE STAR :?:
HOPING ANGEL / PARI KA DEEDAR :roll:
YOU WILL END UP HAVING SOME BHUKHAR :wink:
WHICH WILL NOT BE GOOD FOR YOUR STAR :shock:
DROP THE IDEA AND RESIST FROM BEING BEJAAR :wink: :wink:
FOR THE TIME BEING YOU CAN HAVE A FIVE STAR :P
if you don't like FIVE STAR.....Kao AAM ka ACHCHAR and MARO DAKKAR.... :wink: but never ever think of pressing the STAR
HAPPY WEEKEND .............. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sindhu

From India, Delhi
.....Thanks Pinkii :P :lol: and..........V....E.....N....U. :roll: ......Yuhoooooo..........Where R U :?: No comments....... :roll: :wink: :P May be counting the Stars in the SKY :wink: :P Sindhu
From India, Delhi
I think Venu likes Dairy Milk.. Because he is a Smart Boy na Sindhu.. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: Good Posting Pinkii.. :) Regards, Manju :)
From India, Hyderabad
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